Check out David Hasselhof drunk on floor eating a cheeseburger. His daughter made the movie. It’s pretty funny. I’m posting this because hmmm I was pretty excited about vodka redbulls (liquid cocaine) last night and was in a similar state as the Hoff and would’ve gone home with anyone with a handlebar mustache. Yum.
Ooh and Dr. Seuss’ Bee Watcher came in the post today. Yes I bought it. Very very Happy.
Thanksgiving and Christmas are so depressing and fattening that I have to cheer myself up with bling and I encourage you to do the same. Don’t take that as a blessing to install Tooth Jewellery. Although, for thoughtless entertainment, you should visit http://www.grillsbypaulwall.com/ just to see what’s happening on the Texas rap scene.
The bling I bought this week in Ebay :
A Rhinestone Belt to wear with my patagucci ski pants. It makes me look like I’m from Texas.
Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses because they cover most of my face and make me feel glamorous and hip and slightly like Paris Hilton. I bought 3 pairs for $9.99 each. Are they real?
Who Cares?
Ebay is where I bought everyone gifts for Christmas last year and I’ll do it again this year.
My mother traipses around in the snow with her weiner dogs in god awful non descript leather boots. This year I’m getting her a pair of Kickadillas by Timberland. I bought a pair for myself two weeks ago and have been wearing them since they arrived. It’s like wearing furry pillows. Great for the anti-Ugg girls. Retails for $125.00. get them for as little as $65.00 on Ebay.
My sister firmly believes in rubbing unborn baby boy foreskin cream (TNS recovery) on her face to hang on to her youth. This is what I bought her last year. This year she is getting a Bliss Scrub Set.
My groovy but ever-distracted husband needs new shades as his are always lost. I found Oil Drum Oakley Sunglasses on Ebay for him that will totally suit his grooviness.
I have to get myself a Christmas present too and if the Thermicon effect of the No! No! hair removal gadget actually works I will be eternally indebted to myself. $250 at Sephora. Get it for less on Ebay.
Since I last wrote a post ( a few hours ago) about all the things on my to do list I have done the following:
I really need to stop pretending to work. I can spend a whole day looking at Ebay and Etsy. Here is my to do list:
That is enough for now. I’ll be sure to update and let you know which I completed.
I posted my last post at around 3.00 this morning because I could not sleep which is perhaps why the subject is somewhat related to Crabing in the Bering Sea. I stayed awake for A LOT longer and during this unwanted wakeful hour I discovered Dr Seuss Art on Ebay. Check out Yertle the Turtle, Bee Watchers and One Fish Two Fish: All lithographs at around $200.00. You can get some original art as well for $3000.00 and up. If anything it will make you smile. I’m quite keen on Bee Watchers.
Neat Photos of crabing in the bering sea from Corey Arnold along with some human animals. I like the calming cold vistas in Norway. He has a store as well where you can purchase his photography and Norwegian babies.
