Entries Tagged as 'EBay'

How Ebay supports my decadent lifestyle

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So a few posts ago I mentioned I was recycling part of my wardrobe out on Ebay. Well I sold for $450.00 in the last month. It doesn’t pay for Botox but it pays for a massage, dinner, vodka martinis, lip-fusion lip-gloss and possibly a Revolve clothing shopping spree.

So I sold my Da-nang Koi fish pants for $30.00. My James jeans for $35.00. Surprisingly I even sold these horrible adidas black socks for $2.00 (anything to get rid of them). Most surprisingly I sold some used adidas shoes, adidas t-shirts and a cop. copine dress.

It is so gratifying to send all this crap out and get money for it on paypal and it’s pretty cool to watch the bidding and see which items draws the most interest.

This week I am selling a Peak Performance polo, 10 pregnancy test strips  (pee sticks) and a bridal bustier that I bought on Ebay and immediately hated when it took me 15 minutes to hook the eye hooks and get it on.

Hanky Panky landing gear

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The best undies ever are Hanky Panky thongs that I always buy on Ebay. You can get them for as little as $12.00 while in real life they are $22.00. These fab itsy-bitsy Lacy thongs are one size fits all and seriously are the best, most comfortable underwear I’ve ever bought. If you don’t believe me I bet you’ll believe Paris Hilton or the Gossip Girls…all wearing the same landing gear.

Hanky Panky

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Theory Pants Make Me Look Good

theory_max_c_stretch.jpgI just received these fab Theory ‘Max C - Stretch Canvas’ Trousers in the post! I paid $175 from Tabloid Couture on Ebay. They fit so well it is scary. They are stretchy in the right places and clingy in the right places. I definitely recommend Theory couture for silhouette flattery. Tabloid Couture  provided prompt service and delivery..check out all the other goodies they carry like Cosabella and Nanette Lapore. xxo

This week I’m Selling My Goldsign Jeans on Ebay

I’m selling my old clothes on Ebay this week. I have size 29 Goldsign jeans, Citizens of Humanity size 28, James Jeans size 29, Da-nang koi fish pants, new Nolita tops, old Alinghi tees, polos, a cop. copine dress and an Ed Hardy tee that my husband never wore. So far I am up $42 with 32 listings. Will keep you posted on total result. Am also bidding on yoga mats this week.

In Praise of Saved Searches on Ebay and Eve Lom

evelom.jpg Eve Lom’s award-winning cleansing balm is a cult beauty buy, especially in the UK - and for good reason. It is, hands down, the best cleanser I have ever used. A greenish, waxy, thick balm that’s oily and a teeny bit gritty to the touch, the cleanser contains a blend of chamomile, clove, eucalyptus and hops aromatherapy oils to cleanse, decongest and soothe. It melts onto skin to remove every last trace of make-up and leaves skin exfoliated, perfectly clean and glowing. After one week of use, my skin looks brighter and clearer than it ever has before. So far it is only available in SpaceNK in New York (in Soho, Scarsdale and Columbus Circle).

Using it is like having  a deluxe mini-facial. Following the detailed instructions provided, you first massage the cleanser onto your face and neck in a 7-step routine which stimulates the lymphatic nodes to drain areas of congestion and eliminate toxins. Next, you soak the supplied muslin cloth in hot water, wring it out, and hold over the entire face for 5 seconds. This bit you repeat 3 times, so you’ve got a succession of hot compresses softening the skin and activating the essential oils. Then, you use the cloth to exfoliate and remove all traces of make-up and cleanser before rinsing it in cold water and using as a cold compress. There’s no need for a toner or astringent afterwards, and no need for moisturiser if your skin is oily.

It all sounds wildly complicated and time consuming, but honest to God it’s not. After a couple of uses, you could perform the lymphatic massage in your sleep, and the whole ritual now takes me just 3 minutes flat.

On the down side it is crazily expensive: a 100ml tub is £48 or $100. It should easily see you through 6 months of daily cleansing.

Here is where Ebay is my saviour! I recently ran out of my fabulous Eve Lom cleanser and I don’t live anywhere near civilization (only facial cleanser available would be supermarket crap). So I searched for Eve Lom on  Ebay and came up with a few results…and I bid on a few and lost a few auctions. I started to find that sellers of Eve Lom that were not based in the UK were not getting as good results. I guess because Eve Lom really has only reached cult status in the UK. So I saved my search for Eve Lom and when there was finally a seller in Germany that popped up I placed a max bid for USD50.00…and I got it! For half price. I’m delighted.

So to save time…if you know what you want on  Ebay, save your search and find what you need (want) immediately. I’m now saving searches for Theory Tank tops, Tiffany frogs, Hublot watches and Alinghi bikinis.

70’s Las Vegas Party

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So I have this very bling seventies party to go to next Saturday: Las Vegas 1977.  I’ve been trying for 3 weeks to get short sequin dresses or tiger print dresses for the occasion but there must be a lot of others going to the same party because I keep getting outbid on all the cool Ebay vintage dresses. Seriously, some of these worthless dresses from Sears bought in 1970 something are going for $90.00.

 I did manage to buy cool White gogo boots. In fact you can get them in any colour. Just go to Ebay and do a gogo boot search (Buy it now for $26.95). I also have pink tights and now I need a top. I may try H&M for something loud and shiny. For hair I’m thinking Farrah Fawcett wings.

More Bling Christmas Presents For Me

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Ok so I’m not sure when I’m going to wear my new Silver Crystal Skeleton Celebrity hoodie and my husband will pretend he doesn’t know me when I’m wearing it. Nevertheless I am so excited to have more bling particularly with skulls. I’ll wear it to work tomorrow. Anyhow find this über cool top on Ebay for $19.95.

I’ve also bought 5 new lipfusion color shine glosses on Ebay for an average of $12.00. That’s less than a third of what Sephora is selling it for ($38.00). Along with Botox, no girl over 35 should live without micro injected collagen (whatever that is?). What am I going to do with 5? Leave them in pockets, purses backpacks etc…surprise myself.

The coolest thing I’ve done lately is bought a Sephora gift card on Ebay worth $415 for $348. And yes, I splurged on a No!No! hair removal device after reading this ongoing review that ms. distressedDerma  is undertaking. Her hairs are going away and so will mine (I hope).

Holiday Bling

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Thanksgiving and Christmas are so depressing and fattening that I have to cheer myself up with bling and I encourage you to do the same. Don’t take that as a blessing to install Tooth Jewellery. Although, for thoughtless entertainment, you should visit http://www.grillsbypaulwall.com/ just to see what’s happening on the Texas rap scene.

The bling I bought this week in  Ebay :

 A Rhinestone Belt to wear with my patagucci ski pants. It  makes me look like I’m from Texas.

Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses because they cover most of my face and make me feel glamorous and hip and slightly like Paris Hilton. I bought 3 pairs for $9.99 each. Are they real?

Who Cares?

My Ebay Christmas List

Ebay is where I bought everyone gifts for Christmas last year and I’ll do it again this year.

kickadilla.jpgMy mother traipses around in the snow with her weiner dogs in god awful non descript leather boots. This year I’m getting her a pair of Kickadillas by Timberland. I bought a pair for myself two weeks ago and have been wearing them since they arrived. It’s like wearing furry pillows. Great for the anti-Ugg girls. Retails for $125.00. get them for as little as $65.00 on Ebay.

bliss.jpg My sister firmly believes in rubbing unborn baby boy foreskin cream (TNS recovery) on her face to hang on to her youth. This is what I bought her last year. This year she is getting a Bliss Scrub Set.

oakley.jpgMy groovy but ever-distracted husband needs new shades as his are always lost. I found Oil Drum Oakley Sunglasses on Ebay for him that will totally suit his grooviness.

nono.jpgI have to get myself a Christmas present too and if the Thermicon effect  of the  No! No! hair removal gadget actually works I will be eternally indebted to myself. $250 at Sephora. Get it for less on Ebay.

Pretending To Work

I really need to stop pretending to work. I can spend a whole day looking at Ebay and Etsy. Here is my  to do list:

  •  clean up desk
  • pay bills
  • file bills and other documents (they can not be coasters and tablemats forever)
  • find 10 things a week to list on Ebay
  • Stop eating so much chocolate
  • Stop drinking so much white wine
  • Do more Yoga
  • Do more sit ups
  • Make a dentist appointment and actually go.
  • Make a vet appointment
  • Realise that I will never be Heather Armstrong (www.dooce.com creator)
  • Realise that I will never be Paula Radcliffe (winner NYC marathon)

That is enough for now. I’ll be sure to update and let you know which I completed.

Not Sleeping with a Hat a Cat or a Yertle

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I posted my last post at around 3.00 this morning  because I could not sleep which is perhaps why the subject is somewhat related to Crabing in the Bering Sea. I stayed awake for A LOT longer and during this unwanted wakeful hour I discovered Dr Seuss Art on Ebay. Check out Yertle the Turtle, Bee Watchers and One Fish Two Fish: All lithographs at around $200.00. You can get some original art as well for $3000.00 and up. If anything it will make you smile. I’m quite keen on Bee Watchers.

Who Buys This?

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As a totally unashamed Ebay addict I can confess to hours of wasted time browsing the virtual aisles of the largest most amazing shop in the world. So after watching an episode of weeds (which will make you realise that it is not just your life that is so tragically pathetic) I was reminded by Kevin Nealon just how important it is to have a Sharpie pen and that I really need lots of them. SO I searched for them on Ebay and  you would be amazed at how many turquoise Sharpie pens are available.

On a more bewildered note, I just do not understand who buys a HOME-MADE AUTOMATIC  Beer Maker for $105? Maybe if you are a member of a fraternity?but really a keg  or a 6 pack is more efficient and has the added value of being instantly satisfying. And you just know it will be fun for about 2 minutes and then you will figure out that it’s too complicated and too messy to use. Even then, if you had the patience to figure it out, where would you put it if you live anywhere else but college housing?

I also find it fascinating why people don’t sell home made soup on Ebay. After making large batches you could freeze ziplock bags full of soup and send them out as ordered by overnight shipping. It’s a money maker and you know it.

I love starting a sentence with “And”…it’s so wrong. And there is a draft in this house and I can’t find where it is coming from!

How Did We Survive Before Ebay?

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I just love the fact that on Ebay I can satisfy my cravings for gelatinous candy, expensive eye cream  and anything  John Derian. I have bought Ipods, DVDs, loads of lipgloss, track pants, Junk Food t-shirts, patagucci jackets and every pair of running shoes I’ve owned in the past 4 years. Right now I’m eyeing a newly listed pushup  wonderbra (I’ve never owned a wonderbra before)…ok so now you know I have really small tatas. I’m also after a gently used  3rd generation ipod that is currently listed for USD$20.50 and the best thing about all of this is that both items are from the same seller.

I Could Have Sex With This Car

mustang-cherry.jpg 1966 Mustang cherry colored beauty. It’s just so brilliantly sexy. Only 71′000 miles on this treasure. I think Jeremy Clarkson would approve.  Currently on auction on Ebay Motors.  No rust and it has a yummy red leather interior. so how is this about fashion or beauty? Accessorize, darling, accessorize.

Cute as a Button Boden Tie Back Dress

tie-back-dress.jpg Boden is one of my favourite brands but sooo expensive as it comes from the land of the mighty Pound Sterling. I’ve discovered that at any given time there are 80 NEW Boden items on Ebay. Boden on Ebay for kids, women and men. New and used. I found this little gem of a tie back dress for girls which is running out in 10 hours for a mere $10.50. Ebay is so worth it.